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Clever and Funny Boat Names

You get only so many naming opportunities. Most of them require at least some responsibility, too. But while you can’t call your child the Wet Dream or Favorite Mistake, these are fantastic names for a boat. We have collected the funniest vessel names from harbors and shores across the Seven Seas, proving that seamen have the best sense of humor. And will demonstrate their wit if an opportunity presents itself. Scroll down for the giggles.

Zombies can’t swim

Zombies

https://www.boredpanda.com

A racing sailboat

sailboat

https://www.boredpanda.com

Thinking ahead of time

Thinking ahead of time

https://www.boredpanda.com

About time

About time

http://thechive.com

The Marilyn Monroe fan

Marilyn Monroe

http://thechive.com

Did you bring beer along?

beer

http://thechive.com

Breaking bad craze

bad craze

https://worldwideinterweb.com

Am I reading it correct!

saemen

https://worldwideinterweb.com

At least she left you something

she left

https://pleated-jeans.com

This dude was pressurized by his friends in buying this boat

boat

https://pleated-jeans.com

This name is spot on

asset

https://www.pinterest.com

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