Clever and Funny Boat Names

You get only so many naming opportunities. Most of them require at least some responsibility, too. But while you can’t call your child the Wet Dream or Favorite Mistake, these are fantastic names for a boat. We have collected the funniest vessel names from harbors and shores across the Seven Seas, proving that seamen have the best sense of humor. And will demonstrate their wit if an opportunity presents itself. Scroll down for the giggles.

Zombies can’t swim


A racing sailboat


Thinking ahead of time

Thinking ahead of time

About time

About time

The Marilyn Monroe fan

Marilyn Monroe

Did you bring beer along?


Breaking bad craze

bad craze

Am I reading it correct!


At least she left you something

she left

This dude was pressurized by his friends in buying this boat


This name is spot on


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