One’s mind begins to wander, and when it does, it can occasionally come up with brilliant thoughts like these. Sharing such thoughts has become so popular that there’s an entire subreddit devoted to them on Reddit.com. They’re pointless, they’re brilliant, and some of them are all-out hilarious.
#1 When you drink alcohol; you are only borrowing happiness from tomorrow
#2 Nothing is on fire; fire is on everything
#3 Why the Corkscrew?!
#4 We eat pizza from the inside out
#5 Outer space isn’t empty, it literally contains everything there is
#6 Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
#7 That’s why they cry a lot
#8 Special for today is “World Sandwich”
#9 The symbol of Freedom in Captivity
#10 When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don’t think we are running from or to something
#11 The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.
#12 A ton of people is 12 to 15 people….LITERALLY
#13 Dora is not an Explorer
#14 Mouse trap or Mouth Trap; You Decide
#15 Pac man the Very First Survival Game with Undead chasing you