You get only so many naming opportunities. Most of them require at least some responsibility, too. But while you can’t call your child the Wet Dream or Favorite Mistake, these are fantastic names for a boat. We have collected the funniest vessel names from harbors and shores across the Seven Seas, proving that seamen have the best sense of humor. And will demonstrate their wit if an opportunity presents itself. Scroll down for the giggles.
Zombies can’t swim
A racing sailboat
Thinking ahead of time
About time
The Marilyn Monroe fan
Did you bring beer along?
Breaking bad craze
Am I reading it correct!
At least she left you something
This dude was pressurized by his friends in buying this boat
This name is spot on
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